astralrj

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[astralrj @realityshiftr]

@ExileGrimm I feel like this could be extended to the majority of things in western culture, we like the luxuries we enjoy but cant acknowledge the ways we get them

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

@phoebebridjazz @FTate05 thats what i thought too

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

@yslgandhi @lukemalaise @isseyboy nah this is in the heart of beverly hills lol, even safer 😂

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

@jojjobes yeah ofc

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

this is so not true lol

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

@jojjobes 😨

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

this shit aint real, go talk to a woman

[Laocoon of Troy @LaocoonofTroy]

American women: please, please stop talking like this.

The Kardashians have done more long-term damage to aesthetics in America than even the CIA did when it sponsored modern art during the Cold War.

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

@jojjobes this is me as fuck 😚

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

raw

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

Thanks Bladee for spending 3,964 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Amygdala. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/c5S1X49yyw

[astralrj @realityshiftr]

LFG

[heat miser🔥 @honkinn]

my bf adopted fishtopher AMA

[Gill @geemcgwee]

I asked people on the street in NYC what they do for a living

[max krieger left. check the linktree @MaxKriegerVG]

i love how the recording industry was ordered by us congress to visibly flag albums with explicit content and they went "fine we'll just make that shit look cooler" and then dropped one of the hottest graphics human eyes had ever seen

[G @GST5R]

Explain this then

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Sometimes it feels like I’m the only white guy out there who lowkey vibes with studio ghibli movies, bloodborne and MF DOOM

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

The Queen in Hell being forced to share a suite with King Von

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

City folk see a big truck and go waah waah nobody needs that. They will never experience the joy of hitting a deer so hard it explodes into a red mist

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

george, entering the apartment: well! i lost it!

jerry: lost what?

george: the mandate of heaven!

jerry: you lost the mandate of heaven?!

george: i lost the mandate of heaven!!

kramer, bursting through the door in full imperial regalia: hēi, jié ruì.

[ganesha redgrave @discostuart_]

read somewhere that women are often perceived as being less funny because when they make a dry/dark joke, men will always assume they are being literal and respond with seriousness. example: