Lizzy 🐢

dazzling omnivore who has a penchant for using words incorrectly 🍔 queen and aspiring disco Janet

[Lizzy 🐢 @realizzums]

My mom is giving me her old @pamperedchef cookie press because those weakling can't do it themselves anymore.

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@4real4reall Boku no Pico

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I just injured myself in a rousing game of pick-up sticks.

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I'm 30 and never found a single gray hair on my head. My secret? Never looked. Never will, actually.

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They still haven't brought back the cookie press. I give up. @pamperedchef is nothing but an mlm to me now. I'm the bane of the parties. "Where's the damn cookie press?" "It's gone," they say. You're gone. Smh 😤

[Lizzy 🐢 @realizzums]

@Yuuto_kun23 He was my first love. 😍

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Pulse oximeter on bedside table. Inhaler in my bag. Always wondering when, not if, the SVT will return post ablation. Sitting just right in a chair so the harrington rods don't dig into it. Shower chair. Ankle wraps. Special shoes. Pain meds. Insomnia. #MyEDSChallenge

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Where's my Bridgerton hot wheels??

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Every time I open twitter: YOU MISSED THESE 20 THINGS @callmekitto DID!!

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@ProZD @cherrizard Probably Zoo Drugs

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@0uvixivu0 One of these is not like the other and yes, it's father of thr year: Shou Tucker. What's a good guy alchemist buddy like him doing here??

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@callmekitto Gasp, and I realize now you're a pirate adult!! All thanks to Only Fans Medical Doctor.

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@callmekitto I was both. 😤🤣

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@callmekitto Piratetology or something

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@callmekitto You never got the pirate fancy time book at the book fair??

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@callmekitto 💀

[The Ehlers-Danlos Society @TheEDSociety]

May is Ehlers-Danlos Syndromes (EDS) and Hypermobility Spectrum Disorders (HSD) Awareness Month!⁠ 🦓✨️🌎🌍🌏⁠ Take part in the Acts of Awareness Challenge!🫂⁠
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@ImMeganCollins I propose a book just about lovely, creepy Ruby Decker. 😤

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The main leads of Busniess Proposal have zero chemistry and every scene where they have physical contact is so awkward and forced. Episode 11 👀

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@callmekitto Ah yes. I know who that is because I know of non anime related things.