Keaton Savage

Working to build for an Early Retirment. But you gotta spend money to make money.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

Just communicated with someone in a different vehicle the time with the use of my hand, felt like a fucking Navy Seal.... aaaaannnnndddd that feeling is gone...

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

@AZCardinals Hey Steve, now that it’s the 4th quarter and clearly Mike ain’t working, why don’t you relinquish him and start takings some shots down field. Words from the wise @BruceArians “No Risk It, No Biscuit” - Do your job “coach”.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

Wishing I could see @Logic301 when he comes to Portland, OR but Bobby gone done and racked up the prices after that last mixtape - I guess I’ll just have to settle for listening to him on all possible devices.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

#ShamelessFinale changed my life. Thanks to the whole cast and crew for making it an awesome season and leaving plenty of awesome plot twists to spend countless nights drinking over potential outcomes.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

@KimKardashian You should be ashamed, you complain more about money problems than a homeless person. Your fame was inherited not earned.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

@samvuko @RealGeesey Thank you

[Jazz @CurryMamba3123]

Fr3EMind$ forever....

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

I recently found out one of my old coworkers got let go in a similar situation to mine, only difference? He got a severance package.........

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

@netflix House of Cards needs to come back for season 6, don't stop the best show you've exposed to the world sooner than it needs to be.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

@CoxHelp Don't tell me I'm a loyal customer when you just keep raising my bill each month when my service isn't getting any better.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

When I'm dead and gone, do me a favor, make sure to close out my bar tab and park my Jeep in the garage.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

What is it, rise n grind? That would imply that I lose my determination when I sleep, False.

New saying for me: Never Fucking Stop Pushing

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

Wait... Tell me this is @mbrechler and her fambam in the new GoPro release?! https://t.co/Gm1VR79Xbq

[GoPro @GoPro]

The dream is real. Welcome to the family. #GoPro #HERO5 #GoProKarma

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

@TerraJole You're a bully.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

You either love or you hate, any thing in between is just an excuse to avoid admitting your true feelings about something or someone.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

Don't give your 2 cents if it's not even worth a penny

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

@AliErdmann Damn congrats!

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

AppleSauce could be a street name, hard as fuck to open and could potentially blow up in your face when you do but it's still soft inside.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

Pick it up then put it down,
You know I like it when you spin around,
London London falling down,
Every King must earn his crown.

[Keaton Savage @RealJackSavage]

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