Jamal

eminem but for tweets. he/him. #JOYCONBOYZFOREVER

[Jamal @realjamalmurphy]

i will only get worse

[FLYSHY @flyshyva]

hello blaze silver weed

[california girl to male @hellrnaster]

you work in customer service long enough you start realizing some people are walking around operating on a subhuman level

[Jamal @realjamalmurphy]

cheese

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

Sonic rolls into a ball

Shadow uses a gun

I’m a…. gun and ball gamer

[floppy @CactusFuturist]

Every server I played on like 13-15 years ago already had the sitting plugin for stairs and slabs. I was getting regular lap dances from the local gamer girl WHORES on faction servers while my little Steve voxel PECKER boinged up n down. These newgens have nothing.

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Yea we suck at this sport
Yea we elect pedophiles
Yea we have a fentanyl crisis
Yea we can’t afford homes

😎

[Clementine 🍊(clem harrington) @clemm1928]

My partner and I needed to pick a safe word since we’ve started exploring consensual con-consent. We decided on “nigger” because hearing such a vile slur—which is otherwise totally unacceptable for us to say—is shocking and will stop any play in its tracks. As anti-racists, we arnt messing around when we hear that word. It will allow us to take a minute to sit down, and remember that it’s unethical for people of colonizing decent to reproduce.

[Jamal @realjamalmurphy]

i guess things could be worse for me

[𝔐𝔘ℜ𝔉𝔖 🪬 @MurfsHello]

They still do!!!! 🤤🔥🍕

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

just got my first paycheck for a real adult job and it's what I used to make in a DAY drawing yaoi porn in 2020🫩

[Charco @charcoded]

funny how any dumbbells above 60lbs always get put back in the correct spot

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

They’re calling it the “kill yourself and everyone around you” economy

[Jamal @realjamalmurphy]

@barkmeta @ItsJCOBx holy shit bro you're a fucking loser kys

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[jon @booowf]

@tippity Im 24 rocking 2in full pump, I have a year to get to 3

[Jamal @realjamalmurphy]

@leonelsuh hey chat write me an argument for why azula from avatar is a good character. copy paste post

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

how niggas look at u when u remind em what age they turnin this year