Jared Mackey

I have a calculator IN MY HEAD. I love accounting and hate drugs. I'm ranked 7th in the world for Tetris because I put things where they belong. Go Seahawks!

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

This is a drug free school

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

Hope everyone's having a great Christmas break! Just don't forget about the accounting homework I assigned

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@tmarks36 Different

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Ask me about my trip to Burlington in class on Monday

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

Just bought a bunch of coats for the whole family at Burlington. It was a lot of money, but my debits still equal my credits. Thank you, Accounting God. #StillMormon #MakeItRain #KeepMyFamilyFromFreezing

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

Here I am teaching my students valuable lessons in Accounting. They're so lucky to have me in their lives.

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

@branson2_kevin @ArmchairLeslie That's what they said about the Wall Street bankers in 2008.

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Make sure to keep your windows shut tonight. You wouldn't want to hear a "tap tap tap" on the glass from a crazed elderly teacher.

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

THIS...is the spookiest night of the year!!!

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

Sorry, @Seahawks I only kneel for debits and credits. #CalculatorInMyHead
#AccountsReceivable

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@jade_alea1 Not Mormon enough

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@blakeshea27 Different

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@zlesliewrites More like a Russell Wilson shirsey. Am I right?

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

@SmurfWrangler There's still time to hop on the Seahawks bandwagon. #AllAboard

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If you booze, you lose

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

If you do crack cocaine, you're insane

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

Just a candid photo of me teaching my students in case anyone wants to nominate me for Teacher of the Year

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

Hey @parkerhamernik have you beaten my Tetris score yet? Didn't think so.

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

Math is more addicting than meth

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@DowneyPaige My bad

[Jared Mackey @realjaredmackey]

@jtimberlake may have brought sexy back, but I'm bringing accounting back. Hippity hip hop