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Tall and Nonchalant

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

Lyon On Main Podcast is officially on spotify

https://t.co/1e6I2OPbdK

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@RockstarGames @netflix Tf you mean on Netflix??? Just post on Youtube

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Mamdani is doing WHAT to Trump???

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Zohran Mamdani now favored to be the TIME Person of the Year, edging Trump.

22% chance.

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

These kids need to stop culturally appropriating digital cameras. My childhood is not your aesthetic 👏

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

Europe constantly trying to dunk on America is so funny to watch 💀

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

Xbox fans are soooo pressed about the PlayStation-Rockstar relationship 💀

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

@RockstarGames Trailer 3???

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S., Russia and China Are Integrating AI into Nuclear Early Warning Systems

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

I feel a lot of people REALLY don’t understand what net worth is

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

Genuinely what are we doing at this point? Just be patient 💀

[GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ @GTAVI_Countdown]

Update: He started monitoring oxygen around Rockstar North, and he believes Trailer 3 is coming soon after noticing that oxygen levels dropped to around 20.3% and 20.04% after 5 PM, suggesting increased oxygen consumption in the area after normal working hours.

(Source: https://t.co/dbp8bMY8q9)

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

*minor disagreement*

Male Content Creators: “Yo box me bro”

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

The new @Spotify logo is fire. F*ck minimalism pls keep it

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

No it’s not 💀

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.

https://t.co/YgaIn1cYc8

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

I wouldn’t say the ending of #TheBoysAmazonPrime was bad but it wasn’t really satisfying, kinda boring tbh

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@RockstarGames

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@gameinformer So can I assume no stream means they knew they fucked up since it’s not gta 6 💀

[jaylyons @realjaylyons]

Did Luke Skywalker use Anakin’s lightsaber?

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

This is one of the dumbest hypotheticals I have ever heard