robert’s rules bitch, esq.

matron saint of the law library | former proud tenant of senior carrel no. 420

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

working for a progressive policy org during the legislative offseason is great because I can do trash human things like roll up to the office in a velour tracksuit

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

@KawaiiiiiObama first

[ted @tednotlasso]

annual NYE post

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

Monday.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

can we pretend that airplanes in the night are unidentified drones? I could really use a wish right now :/

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

“Okay but if you had to guess, roughly when do you think you’ll be home from battle”

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

we have fall treats at home!

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

new haven union station has not one but two dunks, giving it a dunks to tracks ratio of 1:7

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

you know you are aging when the highlight of your beach day was seeing an endangered shrew

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

@KawaiiiiiObama you’re so real for this

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

@420AttyChicago during the MBE an examinee in my area raised his hand. asked the proctor what to do because “this question is wrong”

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

@KawaiiiiiObama RT

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

@tracie390 and it’s another 1920s saltbox colonial revival with character built by the same woman (!) architect as ours

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

another day, another cute (pink) house in the neighborhood painted gray

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

@anntidepressant is it detroit institute of bagels or james oliver because those are so good

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

@LizCGil @LegalishCA the market in ct has been horrible. lucked out over the summer after trying for a while. happy to talk more about the area if there’s any way I can be helpful

[robert’s rules bitch, esq. @realjdkhaled]

@KnitIndustrie I feel like this became a thing after lockdown although I don’t consider it socially permissible!!