Jesse White

I like Julia, singing, and drumming. In that order. BSP links in bio!

[Jesse White @realjessed]

I find it funny that people are like, “Why is Omaha protesting something that has nothing to do with it?” As if Omaha hasn’t been one of THE most segregated cities in the US for 50+ years.

[Jesse White @realjessed]

A bit insane to see that obviously AI Puerto Rico song on TikTok go as crazy as it’s going right now. The dude who made it posted it on Spotify too and nearly has a million streams.

[Jesse White @realjessed]

Maybe my favorite Bronco ever

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

2004 @champbailey was an all-pro CB with his own offensive package 🔥 @Broncos

[Jesse White @realjessed]

This is THE BEST MUPPET MOVIE OF ALL TIME!! And you can quote me on that.

[jake @reyscarradine]

i legit can’t stop thinking about how one of the first scenes is the muppets going about their morning routines set to brick house by the commodores. and it *works.*

[Jesse White @realjessed]

TIRED: Jason Myers should’ve won Super Bowl MVP

WIRED: Michael Dickson should’ve won Super Bowl MVP

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

No. The kicker shouldn’t win Super Bowl MVP. Have a little respect for the sport

[Jesse White @realjessed]

Aside from the fact that this is a genius commercial, Marshawn Lynch is genuinely such a good actor it’s ridiculous

[Marshawn Lynch @MoneyLynch]

Dunk got Egg. But I got that Cuz Cuz, ya’ feel me?!?
#AKOTSK
@GameOfThrones @HBO @StreamOnMax

[Jesse White @realjessed]

I have lived ten lives since this tweet dropped. However, my ultimate takeaway is I will be buying a Stiddy jersey if he gets us to the bowl.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Broncos QB Bo Nix suffered a season-ending broken bone in his ankle during today’s overtime, victory over Buffalo.

[Jesse White @realjessed]

Tim Robinson’s reheated nachos

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

some people just don’t like surprises

[Jesse White @realjessed]

This is so fire

[ESPN.com.mx @ESPNmx]

"EEEES LUUUUNES" 🔥

Una auténtica joya el español de JK Dobbins en el Monday Night Football con @espnsutcliffe 🤣 🤣 🤣

Lo disfrutaste por ESPN y #DisneyPlus Premium 🏈

[Jesse White @realjessed]

Tobias Fünke from the top rope

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

https://t.co/yRSj3GjwDt

[Jesse White @realjessed]

@HighAsTy Timeline did not disappoint on this one haha

[Jesse White @realjessed]

Minimalism is a plague

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

Cracker Barrel has rebranded for the first time since 1977

[Jesse White @realjessed]

Just saw someone say “Teenage Dirtbag” is one of the worst songs ever written... Turning off my Twitter and chucking my phone into the river please do not text.

[Jesse White @realjessed]

Everyone is obviously talking about the terrible lyrics, but nobody is talking about the terrible singing, hair, dancing, OR outfit! Every single aspect of this sucks!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’

[Bad Self Portraits @bsportraitsband]

all bark, no bite out next friday, august 1st.

pre-save the song today:
https://t.co/bbNTNyHyJ9

[Bad Self Portraits @bsportraitsband]

we’re excited to start sharing this record with you - we hope you enjoy :-)

[Bad Self Portraits @bsportraitsband]

engineered and mixed by jeremy wurst at b-24 studios
mastered by don gunn
album art by yasmine sayre

and a big huge thank you to the entire team at midtopia for all of their help and for everything they’ve done to help make this happen!

[Bad Self Portraits @bsportraitsband]

we are incredibly stoked to announce that our new album ‘i think i’m going to hell’ will be out september 19th, via Midtopia & Buy Before You Stream!

the first single “pensive” is out on all streaming platforms TODAY with a music video premiering on youtube at 11 am CST!

[Bad Self Portraits @bsportraitsband]

“pensive” is out TOMORROW and we’re excited to share the FIRST EVER bad self portraits music video, premiering at 11am CST on youtube :-)

if you haven’t pre-saved “pensive” yet, there’s still time! https://t.co/HKYpDmbc0M

[Jesse White @realjessed]

The most annoying part about Oasis is they are SO pretentious about being the best band in the world and they are absolutely right

[Mainly Oasis @mainlyoasis]

This is absolutely mind blowing 🤯

Oasis - Acquiesce last night

[Bad Self Portraits @bsportraitsband]

have you visited https://t.co/NbkT3VToRM yet? make sure to click on everything :-)