Real Jim Irsay (not)

I'm the owner of an NFL franchise and avid collector of beat poetry. Ah, life. :)

[Real Jim Irsay (not) @realjimirsay]

Gosh that @jimlrsay has some issues. I'm sending the hugz patrol on a mission - this guy needs some love!

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Big hugs to my guys - they played their hearts out today! Someone's getting an extra package of no-bake cookies in their locker tomorrow!

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Jeff Saturday laughed a little when he saw the jersey I knitted for him..... I don't even know why I try. Time 4 some Michael Buble therapy!

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Ironing out the wrinkles in my lace curtains is as tough as ironing out a contract extension for Peyton Manning. Phew! Time for cocoa!

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If lovin' Glee is wrong, I don't wanna be right! Hope they do an all-Doors show someday...

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Laundry done, dishes done - it's MACRAME TIME! Hope the guys like their decorative helmet covers, this stuff takes forever!

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Gosh, I sure do love Mickey Mouse remixes.

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Indy #Colts / Indy #Colts / This season let us hoist Lombardi high! high! high!

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He's the wide receiver, catches any ball he sees: R-E-G-G-I-E W-A-Y-N-E

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Come along & sing a song & join the family. R-E-G-G-I-E W-A-Y-N-E #colts

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Hey everyone, please stop picking on Blair White. I told him to give Reggie a big hug if he caught a TD pass, he was just overzealous #colts

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You know that I love? Bob Dylan and calico kittens.

[Real Jim Irsay (not) @realjimirsay]

What a wonderful day. I believe I'll have another cup of chamomile whilst watching highlights from last night's successful #colts endeavor.