terri schuester shady facts

misandrist, ethel cain lover, sagittarius 🍉

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Need Stacey Rusch on love island more than I need air in my lungs

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Genuinely think I gave myself nerve damage by using a free Walmart blood pressure reader that I knew damn well my arm was too fat for https://t.co/rdqgwagLWH

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Health anxiety theme of the week: nerve damage and eye diseases henny

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Huge things happening on twin peaks tumblr

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Queening out with fellow fat lesbians about old navy >>>>>>>>>>

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But my dentist is lowkey a scammer so I’m choosing to ignore this verdict

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Got a call that i need a root canal as I was eating a bag of candy

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My mom’s ragebait got me yall…….

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Need to smoke in Cruz’s sensory room

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Being white and fat at the Japanese grocery store has me feeling like

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If you’re over 25 I’m not calling you Joey…..or Gracie or katie or whatever the hell

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Up at 4am picking my skin until it bleeds….going to wake up tomorrow exhausted and chopped #okayyy

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Cat bit me in the face when I was trying to snuggle with him

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The who’s who of who’s available

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The way this was an actual event ppl went to-

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Was infodumping about RHORI to oomfchat and everyone stopped responding…..

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They’re playing sombr at the dentist…..yeah you know what just take all the teeth out so I don’t have to come in again

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Simultaneously experiencing deep and irreversible grief and reality tv healings with my good judys

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Experiencing a day that you know has altered the course of your life and there’s nothing you can do to stop it

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@hunterpork This looks like a love island “previously on” montage

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Grad school bestie unironically said chile two days in a row #thinking