jonah

I am white bread

[jonah @realjonahott]

My profile pic has real "You know I had to do it to em" vibes

[jonah @realjonahott]

I’d like to formally petition that #KevinFeige makes cameos in all future @Marvel films, in honor of #StanLee ‘s tradition

[jonah @realjonahott]

Gf: It’s @Drake birthday
Me: who’s Greg?
Gf: Drake
Me: Oh

[jonah @realjonahott]

I call her spaghetti cause she got the sauce

[jonah @realjonahott]

You cannot look cool chasing for a ping pong ball

[jonah @realjonahott]

@_C8L1N Haha I’m glad I was the first to vote

[jonah @realjonahott]

I think my most controversial opinion is that I don’t care for baby groot nor baby yoda.

[jonah @realjonahott]

@carlsssrae 🤓

[jonah @realjonahott]

Yo @elonmusk if you say that someone could buy a @Tesla with #dogecoin it would probably pass $1.

[jonah @realjonahott]

@TheOnion @TroutFlies @carlsssrae

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Texas Governor Announces State’s Morgues Now Allowed To Operate At 100% Capacity https://t.co/tazPDd9jBM

[jonah @realjonahott]

@_caitlinalvarez Stfu

[jonah @realjonahott]

@_caitlinalvarez Calm down

[Tag Sag @tagsavage]

But I was told this hamburger would be $38

[jonah @realjonahott]

Sorry...who?

Fauci announces that the US will rejoin the World Health Organization https://t.co/U1K9YO5Kel

[jonah @realjonahott]

Someone described me as an ally today, and it was the biggest compliment. However, that’s the bare minimum. I need to do better. Everyone needs to do better.

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[jonah @realjonahott]

@CesleyT Hello

[jonah @realjonahott]

@CesleyT No

[jonah @realjonahott]

@CesleyT @Crocs You’re socks

[jonah @realjonahott]

Hey...uh @Crocs...what's goin on with her ankles?

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

My new year's resolution is to see what happens