JXEIO

We're all dogs in God's hot car

[Merkury 🪲 @cyberszmata]

overslept for a class and it got canceled

[Tia Marocas 💖🌈 #15K @Tia_Marocas]

Os anúncios da empresa de envelopamento da minha cidade é definitivamente algo

[joowon @n0w00j]

faker realizing he’s playing a 4v6

[Mads @europemaxxed]

This app always delivers

[The Sensitive Warrior @coffeetime33]

✅ Allow McDonald’s App to access Contacts, make phone calls, send texts, and act on my behalf

[JXEIO @realjxeio]

I was drinking a soda I left overnight and felt something weird touching my mouth..... there were bugs...........there were bugs in my soda and I almost drank the whole thing.............

[JXEIO @realjxeio]

@ElMeIloi good shit man keep up the good work brother

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.

[JXEIO @realjxeio]

昨日飲み過ぎてなにがなんなのかあんま覚えてないわwww

[JXEIO @realjxeio]

@tonyhawkbrosk8 yeah I was there

[JXEIO @realjxeio]

今日仕事で白人のお客さんに日本語で”お疲れ様！”って言われたｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[gracemoder @gracemodermind]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm