Realkorvus

We out here. Yo Noid can go to hell.

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@LittleSiren24 doesn’t know The Cloak in its entirety and can’t perform it under pressure

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I’m making a call out post on my https://t.co/Ul9RB3IMm0 @LittleSiren24 pissed on my fucking wife, she took her quil

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@roguejame This guy just has all the cats huh?

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@cybersnowbot Yeah.

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Going on the twitter is like going in the jungal and I am like the tiger, and the lion, and the chimpanzee, and the orangutan, and the bonobo

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Korvus

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Gamers be like: I’m gonna think in the shower

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They also believe this about all manner of sea creatures.

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Do you ever think that there’s too much squid in the world? The Japanese think so...

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Do you ever think that there’s too much squid in the world? The Japanese think so...

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Hannah’s Barbara

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Shrimp are pink but I’m pinker

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There’s no moon, only the heart of the cosmos

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HnGfBlMaWeTNbBbBPFGFfflmon
*me drowning in syrup*

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I know that bears are big and harry

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Frank Stan

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Valentimes

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Goku gets a vasectomy, this is epic

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#Overwatch update: Winston gay

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Picard: Ensign Crusher, give me the numbers on your credit card
Wesley: The expiration date and the number on the back, sir?
Picard: make it so