Koza

[Koza @realkoza]

@plathalogical @Erinfuckinkelly Men have rights too, cum thief 😂

[Koza @realkoza]

Tell me why Wish is trying to sell me crack pipes for a dollar? 🤔

[Koza @realkoza]

Pretty stoked that this chick is coming all the way from Spring Hill to come see me 😅

[Koza @realkoza]

I'm going to hell, and I'm half way there 😎

[Koza @realkoza]

#AmIAllowedToSay the word moist without you cringing?

[Koza @realkoza]

Positive vibes your way!
#ImproveMyMoodIn4Words

[Koza @realkoza]

Dentist appointment in the AM. I'm pretty happy about the no work part but fuck the dentist 😒

[Koza @realkoza]

🤔🤔🤔

[Koza @realkoza]

Find What You Love Doing.
#My5WordLifePhilosophy

[Koza @realkoza]

Lady at Dunkin gave me 2 turbo shots for the price of 1. It's lit!

[Koza @realkoza]

#RulesofSurvival

[Koza @realkoza]

Woo! It's FML Friday. My partial broke too. Now I look like a crack-o-lantern 🙄

[JaJa Juicypants @jajajetplane95]

I’m going to nourish, my body mind and soul, religiously. My happiness is my responsibility & mine only. I’m the person is the drivers seat of my life.

[Koza @realkoza]

When your belt breaks first thing in the morning 😑

[Koza @realkoza]

Not blinking and staring from across the room in a half witted attempt at romance. Hoping, praying that she will stare back into your soul and ensue the intimate game which is, a staring contest. #WeirdWaysToFlirt

[Charlie Classic @classiclowlife]

Hey remember the game?

You just lost

Happy corporate buy things to prove your love to people day

[Koza @realkoza]

Sex Toy Story #RuinAnythingDisney

[Koza @realkoza]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

To get to the other side!

#JokeWithWrongPunchline

[Koza @realkoza]

"If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you'll work until the day you die" -Warren Buffet

[Koza @realkoza]

😂😂😂