owlex 😵‍💫

babe gaslighting isn’t real, you’re making that up 𓆈

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

she Reachin on my Halo till I Flood

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

guys you’re never gonna believe this but the job position with incredibly high turnover rates is super fucking hard and miserable :o

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

@hookhorror ive always felt that ill die by suicide, but i also was 100% sure that i would do it before i turned 16. i was wrong about that, so i try to hold onto hope that ill be wrong about the other part, too.

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

@hookhorror yeah i have to wonder if that will ever change or if that’s just something that comes along with being alive…?

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

@hookhorror honestly i am truly just tired of being a person and having to figure out how to survive. shit is brutal

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

jfc… #MyXAnniversary

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

@hookhorror ohhh ok yeah that’s fair

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

@hookhorror you kind of can, if you have a bomb

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

@hookhorror yay :)

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

you’re *allowed* to have frizzy hair! it is okay to do!! no one will even be mad at you about it !

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[Luke ✢ 🍉 @luvvluke4]

let’s dry hump while making out for an hour and then you have to tell me everything you love about me in extreme detail

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

if i had not previously been employed by a city i would believe it literally impossible to get a city job. they don’t even bother to interview anymore. it’s brutal out here.

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

feeling optimistic about my day because my celebrity crush finally shaved his scruff off

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

hayley please come to Denver :(
pleeeeeaaase

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

@hookhorror you’re right… i was hoping no one would think about the fact that red heads aren’t actually real :/

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

@hookhorror ok this one did make me laugh fr

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

not sure if i got too high or if we’re genuinely at a point now where every tweet is a stolen tweet from a month ago

[owlex 😵‍💫 @reallivefrog]

i think they should change the laws so that if you come to a full stop in a MERGE LANE i get to threaten your life no consequences for me