liz 🍋

reporting live from the depths of a dumpster hellfire 🤦🏻‍♀️

[۟ @T0RTERRA]

all it takes is one synthetic hair piece and the most viewed half time will be her’s

[Section 2 : 14th Amendment of US Constitution @kylengh]

@gabrielledrolet They are trying to do the same thing to tenants at Parade Park in Kansas City Missouri, one of the oldest Black-Owned housing Co-ops in the US.

https://t.co/cskVoJZ8nJ

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

@silenciovoraz @brockencondom FOREVER KEPT IN MY ARSENAL 😂

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

@knoxdiver YES!! THIS. Back to December foreverrr 💔 TAYLOR x TAYLOR EX SUPREMACY

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

@lettersfromcleo lmao u got jokes if you think this even remotely compares to a 32 yr old man (a whole ass adult who could be someone's dad) making the conscious choice to pursue and date a 19 yr old 💀 i am ded

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

i sincerely hope john mayer's pr team is getting paid the big bucks bc dear john season is bound to be a stranger to mercy esp after would've could've should've 💀 #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

@taylorswift13 someone check in on john mayer's pr team

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

my deepest condolences to john mayer's social media accounts #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

@teganandsara always.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Remember when Elon Musk publicly discriminated against a disabled worker and then had to apologize when it turned out firing the worker would cost 100 million dollars? Since then Elon’s been repeatedly making friendly replies to the guy and the guy has never responded.

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

THE BURNS ARE WORLD CLASS 😂 highly recommend this thread

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

Men writing fanfic: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex

Women writing fanfic: At Sex University, sex is strictly forbidden. Here is the complete administrative structure of the school

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

But when that exact movie is presented to you, it’s all “this is bad” or “you have no taste” or “you should get help, Bobbi”

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

@Number10cat @PjrFoto omg is @number10cat dead?! I CANNOT HANDLE THIS 😭

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

I take Adderall because in order to make a living in this world, I have to be able to function like a neurotypical. ADHD is real. I need meds to function. I wish I did not.

[liz 🍋 @reallizmelon]

culture

[𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 🤍🐺 @soiiYum]

@PopBase Definitivamente ellos estaban en shock

[andiamo @thisisnttylerr]

Who is going to produce for Taylor, Lana, and Lorde while he’s on drag race 😭😭😭😭😭