former cig blasting goblin maniac

perhaps there is truth in sand madness

[former cig blasting goblin maniac @reallybadgoblin]

one time i was watching poor things and i ordered fish n chips at an alamo in a moment of weakness and when they brought that shit out i felt the most shame ive ever felt in my life

[sally, titan of industry @sally124445]

Alamo drafthouse cinema is insane . 10 minutes of quirk chungus ads about being quiet and turning your phone off at the movies, and then the movie starts and servers come in delivering stinky food big pint glasses hear everyone chomping and slurping on chicken tenders at 3:45 pm

[former cig blasting goblin maniac @reallybadgoblin]

sometimes dinner is a hearty grip of kirkland signature sweetened freeze dried mangoes

[grace (sport mode) @GRobs_Boston]

i hate these stupid fuckin kids

[B’s Memes @BigBadBsMemes]

It’s always been Fuck the Habs first and foremost baby

[Ghost ☆彡 @ieatskullz]

the funniest thing ever is that my dad went to japan and bought me this

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

#REALMENCOOK

my sleep demon gon choke on the farts tonight

[Petrov McGuire @McguirePetrov]

Guy should’ve let go of his stick

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Deftly jumps onto the wall on all fours & lands in front of you, kneeling: Names Lycan, welcome to the community college rec hall. Lets just say games of smash here can get (chuckles lightly, clicking tongue) pretty competitive.

Shrouded figure in the corner: Leave him be, Lycan

[Mr. Tenkrat @PeterTenkrat]

Zadorov hits Stankhoven bit of a size mismatch

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

It's like the entire government's target audience is your cousin Kyle who got fired from Best Buy for being inappropriate towards teenage girls

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Brad Marchand couldn't hold back the tears as he receives a WARM welcome back to Boston 🥹👏

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Mark Stone went down the tunnel for repairs after awkwardly colliding with the boards

[former cig blasting goblin maniac @reallybadgoblin]

pastrnak goalie of the century

[former cig blasting goblin maniac @reallybadgoblin]

@leech_pit @kilgorestrouts me too sister

[former cig blasting goblin maniac @reallybadgoblin]

@kilgorestrouts just thinking