beanie 🪿

(she/her) lesbian, writer, biter

[beanie 🪿 @reallybeanie]

Melissa Schemmenti is queer coded: a thread

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i need a wife so there is someone to fill my water bottle

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@lawsbiana so good i have both versions of it lmao

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@lawsbiana one of mine will not stop calling me becky and today i said im gonna get a spray bottle and mist her like a naughty cat if she carries on

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@dykelctics i have to kill you with a rock

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@dykelctics she was my first crush which truly explains so much about me

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@katehepburns @amaliabalashs it's the most important day of the yeaaaar

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@dykelctics harriet looking at them and thinking about her own marriage i am going to vom im so serious

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@lawsbiana i have been obsessed with this book for two years it is sooooo what if you were so down bad for someone that they gave you a pear and you ate the whole thing even the stem

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i hate april fool's bc i am earnest and kind and i like to believe people

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@dykelctics i need to write it i fear

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@dykelctics i Need his brother to come back and nikki to be like i get it, he's your family and jack's like noooOo, you are my family. my Wife

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@dykelctics thinking about how both of them are orphans who have found a family with each other ohhh im gonna pUKE

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@dykelctics he's just a little tiny baby my heart hurts

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@dykelctics IN FRONT OF ADAM AND THE COPS i love her bad she's so silly

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@dykelctics this being her telling him he'd be a good sperm donor actually what's wrong with her

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@dykelctics the longing glances go so crazy in s24 she was Not being subtle

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@katehepburns an actual cultural monument

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ok mom thank you

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If she ever turned into a werewolf, it would be one of those jolly breezy werewolves whom it is a pleasure to know.