Hopgrasser

Someone once asked me if I am a bodybuilder on bulk and I am still not sure if I should be offended 8 years later

[Hopgrasser @reallygnarly]

Man Elon made twitter fucking suck fat nuts.

A bunch of things I don't follow on fucking verified accounts showing up and a zillion bots.

[Hopgrasser @reallygnarly]

Hop Grass, Eat Ass.

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Hello my wonderful bot followers, I am sorry to disappoint but I am a real person even though I do kinda ve tweeting like a bot wood (I am also shadowbanned for bullying Trump's kids)

[Hopgrasser @reallygnarly]

@operagxofficial Will OperaGX fix my maritial problems? (No woman will go near me)

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@MrBeast Bister Meast.

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Finding porn has never been easier. Just go to any tweet with over 100 likes and click the first female in the replies.

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Remember kids, if the relationship is open, one of them is getting railed disproportionately both in quantity and in quality. Don't do that to yourselves, please.

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Watching an open/poly relationship break down via a facebook rabbithole.

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@JustinTrudeau Cool road, please stop the carbon tax increases before the rising cost of living makes rural Canada starve.

[Hopgrasser @reallygnarly]

American politics are amazing. You could say that pissing is an inalienable right and three senators on twitter will call you a communist, some white guy with a beard will make a video on how you are actually a leftist and a fleet of people with dyed hair will call you poophobic.

[Hopgrasser @reallygnarly]

Cats really saw what we were doing with dogs and just said "shit why not me?" and walked into our homes.

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Least unrealistic part of sitcoms are the morning routines people have where they are awake at like 6am and it is sunny and nice and they have pancakes.

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Americans will really laugh at Canadians for our social benefits and then start a gofundme when they get bankrupted by a hospital bill.

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I got on the beer and took an ancestry test with my buddy setting in motion the wildest chain of events. Almost none of my grandfather's 6 siblings have the same dad. Now they are meeting their distant relatives from all over. Thanks @Ancestry #TrueStory #family

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2hormni

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Waiting for the bad art devlog update (I may have drawn some of it) #unity #unity2d #devlog #gamedev

[EZRoot @RealEZRoot]

Time for an art upgrade #2d #multiplayer #looter #shooter #indiedev #pixelart #unity

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@OrdinaryGamers Some AI assessed your complexion and concluded haspass = true

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As per my last tweet, this is why I am pretty sure that god would be pretty cool with you just doing whatever feels right because you have to sort out the consequences (I can't hear out of my right ear)

[Hopgrasser @reallygnarly]

The same got that put the male Gspot in their ass also made shoving cotton swabs into your ear feel spectacularly good.

[Hopgrasser @reallygnarly]

Dear google, please stop giving me the naked girl anime ads on youtube. I don't even like chinese cartoons nor am I a reddit mod.