Alana

I really hate bread. I complain a lot. Sometimes it's about bread. Sometimes it's because wheat bread tastes like dead animals.

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

@Cosmopolitan why wasn’t @leslieodomjr on this?? I read this just because I was sure I would see him. Smh

[Andrew Chappelle @Achapphawk]

This is my agent. I pray he is safe. https://t.co/bOk5AEoG4T

[Daveed Diggs @DaveedDiggs]

#Lit https://t.co/K9eCE2o2yG

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

@Achapphawk Monchichi should release a special version for you just for stealing your image tbh

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

#MakeRoomforOak to let this incredible man have all of the attention and praise he deserves

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

Listened to #TheGreatComet just because of @OakSmash because this man puts so much soul into everything he does #MakeRoomForOak

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

#MakeRoomforOak have the smallest bit of human decency and appreciate the work this man has done for real

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

Honestly just got back on twitter for one reason and one reason only

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

I'm on a mission to insult everyone in the world but I'm starting with myself oops

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

"My body is a temple and sometimes that temple needs cheesecake." #MeAF

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

There's a recommended daily serving btw

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

I need to get on here more. I'm depriving you of your necessary Alana

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

Why the fuck am I awake ugh

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

Bus ride to schlitterbahn: "Don't sing along to frozen." We sang along to frozen

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

A selfie a day keeps the doctor away

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

*aggressively reads fanfiction in class*

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

"I don't like phones. They're supposed to ring, not vibrate. I don't like things that vibrate."

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

"Okay, when the phone lights up, slide the green thing to answer it." "Why do I have to slide the green thing?"

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

Lazytown fanfiction gives me strength

[Alana @reallyhatebread]

@letgomyeloise I would so punch you if I was sure it wouldn't hurt