Liam Smith ™️

lover of banks and not robbing them

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

No one is all 9
1. A picker
2. A grinner
3. A lover
4 A sinner
5. Plays music in the sun
6. A joker
7. A smoker
8. A midnight toker
9. Sure doesn’t wanna hurt no one

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Sabrina Carpenter? No sir, she’s a singer

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Think I’m gonna start reading the news. Better start from the beginning so i dont miss anything.

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

I thought this was a bowling championship

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Just reading the news right now, Trump beat Hilary??? Wow we are in for a ride guys

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Your playing chinese checkers while im playing chinese chess

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Butt chugging a Guinness tryna split the g spot

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Buddies with benefits

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Thing I don’t get about recycling is you just throw it in the ocean and it sorts itself??

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Somewhere out there in the vast universe they say there is a guy over the age of 40 who knows that you have to double tap the power button to use your apple wallet

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

My broke ass doesn’t even have a clue what saffron tastes like

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

My friends describing my personality

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Nobody:

Hellen Keller:

[nat @nallycoyote]

if i find out i can’t take adderall while pregnant that’s the nail in the coffin for me ever having kids. i’m not going 9 months with a lowered tolerance for alcohol

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

I heard that there is gonna be another movie coming out this year! I love this kind of stuff!

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

This is the reaction i want from you all when i tweet a poop joke

[shannon⁵⁵ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

pov u just died and u arrive at the gates of heaven

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Putting Truck Nuts on your neutered dog

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Sigh, all my blood brothers keep dying of aids

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

Drank so much pop put myself into a coca-coma

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

I don’t trust the news can someone tell me what the score is right now?

[Liam Smith ™️ @ReallyLiamSmith]

The bb in bebe rexha stands for burts bees