Mr Business

Overlord of Turbo Town. Digital gazillionaire. Predatory lender. Stallion. Box for a head.

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

@YellowstoneNPS What a tremendous, beautiful geyser. #wishyouwerehere

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

@NintendoAmerica #ARMS is way too exhausting for your working joe and does not make #AmericaFirst. Have you considered a jaw peripheral?

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

@CountryTime I love your lemonade! I'm so jealous of that pitcher

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

@nihilist_arbys If I embrace the void, will Arby's offer deliver via governer? Asking for a friend

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

I love @sunnydelight ! Only golden goodness can quench my thirst! #praisethesun

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

Пойдите, играйте в турбо-городских товарищей! https://t.co/QwvDqDk4Sg #russia #game #indiedev

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

https://t.co/qiyeHfq9Yq If anybody catches you playing some Kentucky water polo tell em that mommy and daddy aren't gonna get married now

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

@realDonaldTrump Spray tan alone moves the wheels of history!

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

https://t.co/kl5brhWGSl Big win for St Louis today! In TT there is no min wage, the poor boil and eat their bootstraps just as god intended

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

Turbo Town is brought to you by @Super2Games. I don't really understand what those two nerds do, but go play it anyways! #game #indiedev

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

Turbo Town is out for ios now! It's the most tremendous use of your time, believe me. Become a fake job creator! https://t.co/QwvDqDk4Sg

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

While we don't always agree on everything, we can all agree that is impossible to look away from the dumpster fire car wreck we created.

[Mr Business @reallymrb]

Happy birthday America!