Monica Portogallo

Catholic, Mom, Contributor @catholicmomcom, RD, Lois's friend, one who goes there but for the grace of God. Names may be changed to protect the innocent.

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Does the air feel physically different to you in a confessional or other sound proofed room?

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@cgberube @Joeinblack And a bunch of trees, too. https://t.co/0vToGC5hMt.

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@AngelaCalabro Cinnamon Date balls: combine one cup dates with one cup walnuts and a tablespoon cinnamon. Process in a food processor until it resembles cracker crumbs. Form into 1” balls and refrigerate. Enjoy

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Well I am experiencing my first tornado warning…

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@menny_thoughts At least in California we get 6 weeks state disability

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3 yo referred to the nativity scene wise men as “stable men” and was upset they were so far from the rest of the nativity scene.

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Thankfully the tsunami warning was lifted. I met a woman at the grocery store on my lunch break. She works at the zoo, which closed early because of the tsunami threat.

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Hoping for the best. Tsunami warning in effect here
https://t.co/sT2arfgDzd

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Hoping those in Humboldt County are safe. Looks like the earthquake was the same magnitude as the 1989 Earthquake in the San Francisco area

https://t.co/5NHnqR5L55

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Please pray for minimal damage and no loss of life

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@larabel1 You just needed the right motivation! Congrats 👏

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Is it stealing to use a different email and open a new account so you can get a discount that is only for new customers?

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@probabel My take away from this is crows are clean cut and ravens look like they have a mullet

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So glad Blippi took the inappropriate language out of the shapes song

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I was explaining to my 3 year old everyone is going to die some day, and out of nowhere he asked me,
“Are you going to die someday on February 3?”

I’m never looking at Groundhog Day the same way again.

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@franciscanmom

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@joellennoble @PunkyMantilla @MaterGarruli

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My 3 year old is quite the optimist.

Fire truck goes by: maybe they’re going to help someone stuck in a tree

Rescue helicopter is hovering over the beach: maybe the helicopter driver is stopping for a snack

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@AngelaEWeiler I literally had this exact conversation with my mother as a child. About 70%of my classmates in kindergarten were Chinese.

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@VeiledGlory It’s the only way I know how