Del (deceased)

Undefeated semi pro boxer. Love Hearts, Partick Thistle, EKFC, Crystal Palace, Charlton and Leicester. Hate Hibs & QPR.

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

Hang each and every one of my gr8 tweets in here.

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@JBanned__ @Penelope_10x @DaveWhe29540442 She’ll be turning up uninvited VERY soon, trying to persuade us with a bag of Percy Pigs. Not happening.

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

Why is everyone having a go at me for being in Paris? Genuinely makes no sense. Are people really SO jealous of successful, strong, important men that they have to resort to bullying us online? Say what you want, but @JBanned__ and I will keep winning.

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@alelliott88 @Robbyrichmond Reminds me of the time I used to work with a serial killer who went on to murder 26 young girls. I knew ALL about it, early on, but instead of telling anyone I would just tut at him in work, and make jokes. I still think that was the right thing to do.

RIP Sean Lock

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@JBanned__ They make me fucking sick!!!!

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@janhopi @alelliott88 Because he’s Sean Lock. And people like him. And we, at home, get to make our minds up on the entire personality of someone based on how they come across on panel shows. And he is INNOCENT. And he was right not to report these people. And just make little jokes instead.

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@InchOrInfinity All I did was name a British male celebrity from the 2000s as the next potential predator to be outed. That’s what you invited me, a fellow user of this microblogging app to do, while assuring me I’d have a GOOD CHANCE of being right?
Attenborough in his 70s? Humping turtles?? 🤔

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@InchOrInfinity Hagrid from Harry Potter. What was he doing on those film sets with SO many children???

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@alelliott88 They’re either all on on it or they were just comedians on panel shows. People are just picking their favourites and collectively deciding whether they are a RAPIST or not. What is going on?!!!

RIP Sean Lock. GBNF (Gone But Not Forgotten)

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@Lizabidobay2 @rexs_ma Slightly sore ankle because I stumbled over it after leaving the pub on Friday (no one is perfect) but spine is otherwise in very good working order. #Levels

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@bucks_conor @emz___p Disagree with you both. Respectfully. But you’re wrong.

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@nialltierney25 @BarelyLegalG1

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@xlv49x Was that a deliberate pun or just one of those annoying cases of a daft person getting lucky?

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@Weldy43 Just because he didn’t touch you doesn’t mean that he didn’t sex touch MANY others?

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

All I think about are celebrities. In fact, my own happiness depends on their success or downfall. And I’ve come to the conclusion that Sean Lock was probably a disgusting, wrongun (wrong one). I don’t need to show my working, but do trust me on this one.

[Georgia Leigha Gilholy @llggeorgia]

just posting pictures of a random celebrity you dislike and accusing them of being a sex offender because they met Russel Brand in 2005 is mass hysteria btw

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@Weldy43 Robin Williams?

[Del (deceased) @ReallyNiceDerek]

@whograssed Unreal coincidence Ellie la but do you know how in Home A La 2 where he is lost in New York but his mom and arl fella go to Paris… Well guess where I am now?!