Dale Morris

Recovering vegetarian. Apprentice human being. Occasional humorist.

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

Ted Danson is played by Stewart Copeland. Or vice versa. Fight me.

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

Farewell, Black Sabbath, and thank you.

Crazy, but that's how it goes.

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Ten years today.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

About this appalling shooting...

I understand why the Christian Nationalists are saying that God intervened to save ex-President Donald Trump

Now, I'm a big fan of God's, but I would like to know
why he put the sniper on the roof in the first place

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

@CityofCT 13 days without power. My service request was logged 4 days ago, after the previous one had been mysteriously closed (??). It was escalated 3 days ago! No one has called or reached out in any way! My reference number is 9117740071. What on earth is going on??

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

@CityofCT Yes. I escalated it three days ago. It is very escalated. The most escalated.

If someone could actually bother to come round and fix the broken cable, that'd be swell.

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

@CityofCT I have been without power for 12 days now. I call, and get a reference number, and a few days later, the case is closed. No one has been. No one has called? An electrician has confirmed that the issue is definitely at your end, not mine. What on earth is happening??

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

@CityofCT Anything on this? It's now 13 days with no power, and still no-one is trying to contact me, or fix anything. Nothing.

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

@CityofCT 9117740071

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

This picture was taken 100 years ago today. Two days later, Mallory and Irvine were seen climbing the final summit ridge of Everest. They were never seen alive again. To this day, we don't know if they reached the highest point on Earth 29 years before Hillary and Tenzing.

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

@Locati0ns Terry Pratchett dying. We all knew it was coming, of course. But I can take you to the exact spot I was standing when I read about it.

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The news is still bad. Rest in peace, King John.

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@NoContextBrits My dog:

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Why do people insist on putting apple sauce on roast pork?? You wouldn't throw a pork chop on an apple crumble which is basically the same principle

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Forget Dickens, forget Austen. Forget Orwell or any of the Brontes. Even forget Shakespeare. The best author Britain has ever produced is Terry Pratchett.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Just Stop Babies as a protest group would get zero support, but over-population is ultimately the cause of everything people are protesting or suffering from.

[Dale Morris @ReallyNotDale]

@chronicleflask Interstellar starship! No bigger than that!

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

UK painter Lessley Oldaker #WomensArt

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@SoVeryBritish Football types who say "we" a lot when referring to the team they support. As in "we played well last night" etc. YOU WEREN'T THERE. YOU'RE NOT ON THE TEAM.

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@12091995I @AyAyRon47 @NoContextBrits