Max!! 🦈

hyperfixation central over here (he/him • 18+)

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

when you have crazy good memory and pattern recognition skills so it feels like this all the time trying to explain anything

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

was called a nerd today because I geeked out over seeing a centrifuge at the doctor's office like god forbid an autistic boy do anything

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

@13leafclover don't remind me 💔 I can only watch my favorite actors play villains if I turn off my brain like I did with prodigal son or inside man

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

I would have watched the shit out of this show if his character wasn't so evil

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

@13leafclover yes omg I refuse to watch even one episode because I know I'm going to be in agony

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

I'm forming a thought about #jazzbar with this song...

https://t.co/DP7y7prRiP

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

@lesbianoflight definitely! here you go

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

the only thing I'm getting geeked on is that #jazzbar

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

defending my irl baking skills with these cookies I made today because I didn't take 3 years of culinary classes in high school for nothing

[Sebastian 💜 @jazz_and_piano]

They look pallid... If it were a horse, you'd shoot it.

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

@antibaseline I'm not good with measurements, just shoot me in the head ughh

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

@petrovaIines "the greed they talked about in the bible" is cracking me the fuck up because fr

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

@13leafclover so the universe clearly plays favorites with you

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

@13leafclover why would you do this to yourself

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

@13leafclover it's been a while but yes!!

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

I'm noticing a pattern here...

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

if you saw me post the same thing four million different times... no you didn't okay

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

13: julian thompson

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how I view the ryan gosling characters #rygostwt | 🧵

1: ryland grace

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12: noah calhoun

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

"the characters you relate to are so wildly different" I exist on a spectrum that you can't even begin to understand buckaroo

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

I would have a much better attitude in life if chevrolet chevelles were creaper as a matter of a fact

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

@goslinghq okay well I just noticed what I did on that reply and now I'm just embarrassed

[Max!! 🦈 @reallynotmaxy]

had an epitome of these two together #projecthailmary