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If the support staff of NASA had an X account, it might look like this. Obvious parody.

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@KathyHochul Ah yes, that sort of slow moving, highly regulated, stifled innovation that has led to some of the greatest breakthroughs in history.

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@DefiantLs Why is John Waters long lost son leading a political party?

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@ZeroRedFlags @NerkNews You mean The Peanut Butter Falcon’s manager? That Shia Lebeuf?

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@GovKathyHochul Are you getting dentures?
Is that why taxes are high?

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@emzanotti It doesn’t seem like it’s been too rough to feed her.

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@deryaa1214 Satan’s Horns. The kids love to grind them up and slather the paste on their taints.
Makes ‘em see things.

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@LuckyMcGee Yes to both.

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@ThrillaRilla369 4 degrees Kelvin.

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@damintoell Our eggheads proposed a 15.3 million state solution. One for every motherfucker in the region. You want your own state? You got it.

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@KamalaHarris Who are you? You look familiar.

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@jarvis_best @redsteeze Or so it would’ve been, had their belief about the shape of the world not been disastrously wrong.

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@Gaynotqueer1 She looks like the worst Gilbert Gottfried impersonator.

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@StephenKing Stephen’s next book: The Strawman

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@JoJoFromJerz Where can we donate to get the next candidate a Nazi tattoo?

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@PaulChato Hopefully it’s the Malice costume with the 4 cut out of the chest.
That looks great invisible.

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@ingelramdecoucy @JoedeNada Coburn was an uncredited “cameo” in Payback that wound up stealing the show.
Other than Lucy Liu as a dominatrix.

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@redsteeze This guy @grahamformaine is starting to give people with Nazi tattoos a bad name.

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@CoveredGeekly Her publicist watched Rocky and told her boxing is the manliest thing a person can do, not realizing it’s actually just shutting the fuck up, caring for your family, and living your life.

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@FelicityM79 @arimeisel @united Thanks for the heads up. Sending a shuttle to Michigan because R&D needs a 14-year-old kid to see if the freeze-dried Dunkaroos from 1991 are still edible.

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@sparrowincrisis That’s not a sparrow?