Christian

[Christian @reallysanchez]

Eating wings and getting a drink at someone’s home that’s a restaurant. Kids are the waiters. Grandpa is the chef. What is NY now??

[Christian @reallysanchez]

@themichaelroy Don’t be shy show the order #

[Christian @reallysanchez]

Thinking about going to Central Park and walking behind a big group as if I am one of their own until they realize I am an intruder and quickly disperse like a cockroach scattering away when you turn the lights on

[Christian @reallysanchez]

@credibleelliot When are we celebrating then?

[Christian @reallysanchez]

@isaiahgripper @AustinCrowley93 @danielpolich @iezze 🔥

[Christian @reallysanchez]

@minniehizel We need her story heard

[Christian @reallysanchez]

Thinking about how I could have had twin sisters if my sister didn’t eat her twin in the womb bc she wanted a snack

[Christian @reallysanchez]

@lukasbattle Bilingual king

[Christian @reallysanchez]

Feel like getting heart surgery again so I can feel something

[Christian @reallysanchez]

@lukasbattle helppppp

[Christian @reallysanchez]

@credibleelliot I be flying 🛫🛬

[Christian @reallysanchez]

I only know when to stop drinking because I’ve developed this voice in my head that sounds like Lady Gaga saying “ᴿᵃʰ, ᴿᵃʰ, ᵃʰ ᵃʰ ᵃʰ!” when I'm on the verge of blacking out

[Christian @reallysanchez]

@credibleelliot Whip it hoe 😌

[Christian @reallysanchez]

To everyone going out during the pandemic, see you in hell

[Christian @reallysanchez]

@minniehizel just a stomach pump 😌

[Christian @reallysanchez]

Thinking about the time I went to the hospital for drinking too much in college and when I was being treated by the nurse I grabbed her wrist and whispered “y’all got any beers in that needle box?”

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Galloping like a horse everywhere I go now bc fuck it nothing makes sense anymore

[Christian @reallysanchez]

*wears a mask exposing their nose because “they can’t breath”*

corona
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[Christian @reallysanchez]

I got it here https://t.co/vvciBsunSP

[Christian @reallysanchez]

This yelp reviews game is killing me