The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die
if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me
i ordered pesto alfredo at this italian place a few nights ago and i cleared it in like 3 minutes flat and when our waiter came back around he said “you weren’t messing around man” i genuinely felt like this