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@channnnnyyyyy Applied to memory the day it came out lmao

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@_AlaNala_ @DiscussingFilm Agatha all along

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@dam_miegirl taiga

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@weird2live And I get match tomorrow, thank you bro🙏🏾😂

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@AsaduChinaza Understanding their thought process is a fun puzzle😂

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@uwailla_ @Topbaba1110 you dey move like jay, dfkm😂😂😂

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@Pelumiii___ Body a canvas, art be black and brown😍

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@AdebareTemmy @Wizarab10 He’s a human being too husbands fall out of love with their wives sometimes and meet marriage counselors to spark a fire back, he never said he was going to leave her and of course he knows it’s not right, that’s why he is here, for help, did your comment help him or antagonize?

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@AdebareTemmy @Wizarab10 He came here because he doesn’t want to

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@Saieyf_ @_Ojonya Guy, people mumu oh😂

[𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔂 👑 @lorddrey]

My Manifesto:

1. Withdraw from the UN and every stupid International American organisation.

2. Close the borders to the import of products with local substitutes.

3. Remove all foreign military bases in Nigeria.

4. Annul all existing mineral deals with all foreign countries and nationalise the minerals.

5. Establish a military partnership with North Korea as my very first foreign policy.

6. Bomb the entirety of Sambisa Forest into the Stone Age and rebuild an ultra-modern city in that Area. I don't give a shit; I will only give everyone in the region 30 days to evacuate. If you stay, you'll be counted as collateral damage with zero compensation.

7. Declare myself Permanent Interim Manager of the country. Meaning I'm not stepping down until I'm done with my reforms as a Totalitarian government.

8. Redesign a new political and economic model modified for our current economic and political reality, with its core inspiration being Socialism.

9. Personalise religion. Every state, depending on its size, can only have a prescribed number of religious houses that are heavily taxed and audited.

Churches and mosques must register as business enterprises and must remit some percentage of their profits to the government.

10. Every State must control its resources; there are no guarantees they will be considered states again in the new structure.

11. Invest heavily in agriculture and disincentivise reliance on Crude Oil. The Crude Oil of Akwa Ibom, Delta, Rivers, Bayelsa, Abia, etc belongs to those people. The revenue will not be used to manage l
Lagos or Sokoto. I believe every state has sufficient diverse resources to sustain its growth.

12. If you make yourself a useful tool to Imperial powers to cause unrest in my country. I will kill you.

End!

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@nativistconcern @bedlamswife @JordanCrestani look who’s talking

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

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@modumic I just knew this was going to attack ordinary people😂

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@ex3xotic Need a hug?

[Fego @FegoEwh]

I train like an absolute maniac at times and a lot of people don’t get it so I’ve been asked “what are you training for?” A million and one times. Well, in my first year of going to the gym right around the time my dad was recovering from his brain surgeries, he fell. I never

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@Mrbankstips They’re real apparently

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@Mrbankstips https://t.co/cQMYOF71ap

[T.C.P. @techceopepe]

Flying to Afghanistan in search of the Kyrgyz village full of women with gigantomastia that I read about in a 4chan comment ten years ago.

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@Romanin1922 @WikiLeaksQ Bot

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@lynusmezie You just dey push your narrative dey go