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[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[y? @yeeahsh]

@dhanesh500

[maazy @realMaazy]

@mweinbach we are cooked

[Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar]

@staysaasy “As a 43 year old software engineer with 3 kids who likes to weight lift, run, and garden- this is right up your alley”

brother I asked if I should replace this fucking showerhead

[Roy @usr_bin_roygbiv]

@basedjensen motherfuckers will say this and put all their code on github

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

The world wants me to die.

My incurable disease diagnosis became global news. It was omnipresent on social media and 1,900 articles were written in a matter of days.

Many were saddened.

However, joy dominated the commentary.

People pointed to schadenfreude, the pleasure of another's failure. Yes, there’s that. There is a special place in people’s hearts that loves to see others fail, especially when that person’s presence threatens their own psychological stability in some way or helps them feel better about themselves.

But, if you look over the social media commentary about me, you’ll see that pattern:

“he deserved it.”

I deserved it because I challenged death. The crowd was running a deeply rooted psychological script that represents the oldest, most deeply embedded stories of human culture.

This was the first story ever written down, 4,000 years ago. Gilgamesh sought eternal life after losing someone he loved, only to have the plant of youth stolen by a serpent as he bathed. Leaving him to accept his mortality.

Asclepius became so skilled at rejuvenation that he raised the dead. As punishment, Zeus struck him down with a thunderbolt to enforce life and death authority.

This is the story of Jesus. Pontius Pilate offered a choice between a thief and the immortalist, and the crowd demanded the execution.

People need this story conclusion to keep themselves sane. The challenger must lose and the loss must appear deserved. It’s a shield of self preservation.

For if death is inevitable, their existence and that of their loved ones is justified and unavoidable. If death is not inevitable, nothing about their reality is safe.

I occupy the same philosophical and archetypal position as Gilgamesh, Asclepius and Jesus.

This statement will draw outrage and accusations of blasphemy, hubris and narcissism. Nevertheless, it’s the pattern that has repeated itself for thousands of years.

Death has been the omnipresent concern of the human race. It encapsulates our greatest fears, joy and curiosities. The discourse around it changes over time; however, the fundamentals remain unchanged.

What’s different about this moment, that is unlike any other moment, is that physical death may no longer be inevitable.

What if I didn’t deserve it?

And what if I am your ally, and not a threat?

[maazy @realMaazy]

@bryan_johnson Go in Mountains for week or 2 , Have some rest , get your shit together , and then figure this out

[Sehrish Ejaz @SehrrPTI]

پاکستان میں اسکی بہت ضرورت ہے

[Kimi.ai @Kimi_Moonshot]

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[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

last one

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

oh no my dicks too big better put me in jail before i hurt somebody with this giant dong. it’s a public safety risk somebody do something.

[Citrini @citrini]

I give it a year until we see a new breed of AI native private equity firms that acquire companies just so they can move their workflows from Claude to open source Chinese models and flip them.

[Daniel Smidstrup @DanielSmidstrup]

It's 2028.

Vibe coding is dead.

Turns out thinking was the hard part all along.

[MyMoonEnt @MyMoonEnt]

@_devJNS $20 sonnet gang fear nothing

[Suhail @Suhail]

It is incredible to watch prices go up for American AI models. Like the frog being boiled with each update.

[maazy @realMaazy]

@KasimGillani Just shut the fuck up

[Tweet Cracker @CrackerTwe66439]

@SouthAsiaIndex Goodwill attracts headlines. Reforms attract investment.

[maazy @realMaazy]

JUST GOT LAYYYEEEDD OFFF

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