Real Madrid Comic

Real Madrid; unfiltered. anything and everything about my team. #funny #comic

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🚨✅ CONFIRMED:
Real Madrid no longer has an ugly player in the first team like every other club has @ggidre

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🚨✌️ Rodrygo is back training in the grass after he failed his Hollywood audition

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🚨 Real Madrid will only win 5 titles this season if it registers 2 Ghanaian 🇬🇭 players. One (Naasei) signed. One remaining and about to be signed (Latif)

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🚨 The Spirit tormenting Camavinga is same tormenting Pedri now. He better dye his hair back to black and Camavinga take off the dreads

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🚨 Ferland Mendy has been found. He was in the pantry helping the Chefs to avoid a transfer this summer

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🚨✅ CONFIRMED:
Real Madrid thought Tchouameni will play like Mamadou Sangaré. But instead he plays like Ugarte

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José Mourinho to Yan Diomande: "Be careful when you take off your shirt, everyone's gonna freak out over your abs."

HAHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂

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The last 20 minutes of the Malaga game was bad honestly. Who else realised ??

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🚨✅CONFIRMED: If Arda Guler wants an assist he passes Mbappe. If he wants a goal he passes Vinicius Junior.

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🚨⚡️BREAKING: Eduardo Camavinga decided to be on the headlines this week by loosing and being careless with the ball. Smart choice. Applauds 👏

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🚨⚡️ CONFIRMED: Camavinga is the retardation agent in the Real Madrid team.

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🚨⚡️ BREAKING; Yan Diomande begging Vinicius Jr not to dislike him so he organized a sitting for him and his friends

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🚨CONFIRMED; The boys needed a father and there Bernardo Silva was brought.

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REAL MADRID
vs Inter (H)
vs Arsenal (A)
vs PSV (H)
vs AS Roma (A)
vs RB Leipzig (H)
vs Shakhtar (A)
vs LASK (H)
vs AEK Athens (A)

#UCLdraw

Can Real Madrid midfielders survive this

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Barcelona got it easy I think #UCLdraw

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The Kone player in AS Roma will make us swap Tchouameni for him right after the game. #UCLdraw

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@kastroyx Yes

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Happy to see no Real Madrid V Manchester City because they are not strong enough #UCLdraw

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Yan Diomande will face his previous side in few time and make them know that Mbappe has thought him a lot #UCLdraw

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🚨⚡️ Courtois better prepare again in bigger rain coat before Declan Rice release a thunder and lightning on him again #UCLdraw

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Jose Mourinho will smile to this and treat all like u23 games #UCLdraw