mellen

biological Memphian //philosophical New Orleanian //geographical Californian // who knows, don't ask //

[mellen @realmagellen]

My New Pinned Tweet for 2020 and Beyond™️

[mellen @realmagellen]

the best part of this 50 min interview is the three times Timmy rips on record surplus bc that place truly sucks

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

"Thank You Based God."

Timothée Chalamet says his acting career took off once he was knighted by rapper Lil B at NYU.

(🎥 NardwuarServiette/YouTube)

[mellen @realmagellen]

this was one of the worst films I’ve ever seen and Pam is extremely ok in it please do not be fooled like I was

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A new poster for Gia Coppola’s ‘THE LAST SHOWGIRL’ starring Pamela Anderson has been released.

In theaters nationwide on January 10th.

[mellen @realmagellen]

we don’t need ai what we NEED is a device that makes it easier to clip your own toenails

[mellen @realmagellen]

one of them being a trailer editor 😭 really planted some false expectations for certain people

[Reductress @Reductress]

Nostalgic! This Christmas Movie Presumes Two Women in Their 30’s Could Afford Their Own Homes to Swap: https://t.co/gEQKR4QySi

[mellen @realmagellen]

I don’t need an editing reel I need a masters degree

[mellen @realmagellen]

can anyone help me, a professional video editor, make a reel

[mellen @realmagellen]

I just realized this sounds like an actual plea for help I’m just trying to make a joke about Instagram and being old

[mellen @realmagellen]

I know someone in a cult and I’ve been telling people about it for years and just now I realized that a week ago I was at a wedding with like 50 mutuals of said cult person and forgot to bring it up at all

[mellen @realmagellen]

Now I would literally murder FOR my sister so it’s fine

[mellen @realmagellen]

Someone wasn’t forced to share a bedroom with siblings i see

[paul @paulswhtn]

why was he really about to take him out??????

[mellen @realmagellen]

Is just like a woman a song about our inner child and empathy or is it just Bob Dylan being like, I’m Bob Dylan and I’m sleeping with a teenager

[mellen @realmagellen]

Yesterday I smoked a joint and watched two of the Harry Potter movies and thought of sooooo many dumb things to tweet but instead I just sent my sister a pic of the frog choir and I am very proud of myself

[mellen @realmagellen]

Im shit at tracking my migraines but I just realized I can search “migraine” in my messages for a pretty solid timeline 😭 i guess if I am in pain, I must share

[mellen @realmagellen]

No it’s definitely work. I don’t want to work anymore. Y’all actually want to work??

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Instead of: no one wants to work anymore. Try: no one wants to be exploited anymore.

[mellen @realmagellen]

The only times I’ve enjoyed myself there fully was when I was a guest in box (lol) for father John misty and then when we saw Rufus last year and it was sold out and everybody stood the entire time and danced. There was also a baby in our row haha

[mellen @realmagellen]

If you’ve seen TikToksabout Maggie rogers at the Hollywood bowl being a terrible weird vibes show….. that’s literally why I don’t fw the bowl anymore. It’s expensive, you literally hike to get there and then hike to your seat, and then the vibes are sad…

[mellen @realmagellen]

I saw tv on the radio at the bowl and it was the most bizarre thing ever. The whole time you’re just looking down at the bourgeoisie sitting in their boxes enjoying themselves while fighting for your spot on a hard bench with a crying baby

[mellen @realmagellen]

I feel like I have to buy it now. Nothing has moved me to tears like this

[mellen @realmagellen]

Help I’m crying I haven’t laughed so hard in so long WHY is this recommended for me