benny blanco

invented beer goggles when i was 15 and i'm now the proprietor of the world's largest unicorn sanctuary

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@AlexMacLeod9 @MailOnlineScot Mug

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@xvrmdf @Johnmcternan Civil servants travelling business?

Don’t think so

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@DownWithTheSNP Holly Bruce plainly has issues.

Apart from what she says, and how she says it, her body language screams it out.

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@damrichards2042 @LBC You mention corruption in the same day that chief mammy is reported to the police for reset.

Well played!

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@For_Film_Fans Let’s go say a prayer for a boy who couldn’t run as fast as I could

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@RupertMyers Any easily led, non-informed moron in the White House will cause all sorts of dominoes to fall

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@JimSpenceDundee 100% Jim

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@GlennBBC @davidtorrance Aye, that’ll put that fire out

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@ChrisMusson @Scott Wheest for Indy

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@ScotNational Oh, fuck right off with this small minded, grievance mongering bollocks.

Embarrassing.

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@ChrisMusson Absolutely nothing is being cut.

Give out a freebie, and blame Westminster when the money starts to run out.

Simples

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@afneil The north of Glasgow is worse tbf

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@PastGlasgow I accept it early days, but it does look like Albert Speer designed it

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Celtic Park confirmed 👀🍀

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@BraidenGB And he ‘jetted in’

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@staylorish I’m not so sure.

This is from the people who accidentally gave us the highest rent increases in uk, locked most Scottish school leavers out of university and threw open the doors of woman’s spaces to anyone who fancied it, via their top drawer policies.

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@alexmassie Very reminiscent of their brilliant rent control policy which resulted in the highest increasing rents anywhere in uk.

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@Alastai80627054 @AgentP22 Yes, she did.

Right before sturgeon invented a third gender of ‘rapist’, susie valiantly tried to ride to her defence with that nugget.

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@ChrisMusson Do it in a morning then back home for haggis and heroin.

Easy

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@PaulJSweeney Contractually, this should be an open and shut case unless some numskull from the council made a right arse of the contract, which wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest