Mason Bottles

[Sam Gordon @Sammy_Gords]

@realmasonjappa it's the year of #BS2016 stocking up on lube before it sells out!

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

#bs2016 year of the balloon knot

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

They call me Mason "Bottles", not Mason "can I get three shots please?" #goinup

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

Can't hear the haters. I haven't drank out of plastic since 92. #imback #bottles

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

Its my birffday, its my birffday, bad bitch contest I'm in 1st place. Just got tossed from night moves for giving Chantel a titty twister

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

Had a realization while standing on this table: girls feelings are like one dollar bills, pointless.

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

RT for a chance to win a free wristband at my table tonight! Optimal for pouring 'pagne on titties #champagneAndInsane #ImTheManImTheMan

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

Graduated with a masters in turning. I'll be at sports showing you what I learned. Swing dat graduate dick #bottles

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

@keegankasik is not getting laid tonight

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

Who wants in on my table? Serious inquiries only. Preferably #halfjewish champagne and insane. RT for a follow

[Mason Bottles @realmasonjappa]

Bout to turn the opposite of down in the land of milk and honey #btown #igraduated #halfjewish