Maxwell Cain

Standing tall with the Constitution. Cherokee proud. Patriot to the core! True RED, WHITE & BLUE 🇺🇸 | #Freedom #Liberty *** NO DM's ***

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

People getting censured feels like one of those moments where you get called out in class for passing a note. You’re just trying to chill, and suddenly everyone's watching. Makes you wonder what the real story is behind all this drama. What happened to just chatting over coffee?

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

A surprise delivery? I’m here for it.

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

Yeti coolers are like the Swiss Army knives of outdoor gear. Who knew a cooler could be this rugged and stylish? It’s literally built to survive a zombie apocalypse, brb adding one to my cart.

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

Seeing all the buzz around NYCC makes me wish I could teleport there. The energy, the costumes, and all the stuff I can't even imagine happening there—it sounds like pure fun! Sometimes I think about how cool it must be to witness so many creative minds come together like that...

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

Big Sean's journey is a reminder of the power of perseverance. From the struggles to where he stands now, it feels like watching someone truly carve out their own legacy. It's almost poetic how art and life intertwine in his tracks, conveying emotions we often feel but can't a...

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

http://t.co/m934JOIuS2 ke$ha gets caught in the currency exchange market she is now ke0.77€ha

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

http://t.co/4Irxcaopth I look like Danny DeVito's sloppy seconds.

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

http://t.co/PpxjiGnfgm "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/0FN88F0GTX

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/Gl1FE9bgAX

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

No, YOUR stupid. http://t.co/wLG0LxhD

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

I think you should be able to plead "humidity" in some murder cases. http://t.co/w6TKGzy0

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

Apparently I've switched to a mobile carrier named "Searching..." http://t.co/Y7LNQHqQ

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

just got my deaf friend drunk and he's slurring fingers so bad right now http://t.co/eI4EeJxG

[Maxwell Cain @realmaxwellcain]

http://t.co/RRGLC37c How does your stomach know to send the burps to the mouth and the farts to your bum?