Michael Cape

I'm not the cape you want... I'm the Cape you need.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Rihanna doesn't even know all the "Work" lyrics.

[Michael Cape @realmichaelcape]

The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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Relationships: https://t.co/FlKxZ5mk6D

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Michale Cape just ate lunch at a Corner Bakery that was in the middle of the street. #fail Expect a hand written letter @CornerBakery

[Michael Cape @realmichaelcape]

Hot girls on the bus be like... Wait, hot girls don't take buses. They take Uber.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

DYING to know what Drumpf's son in law REALLY thinks of him. #GOPDebate

[Michael Cape @realmichaelcape]

Injured? Why wait... Grab a Snickers. I mean call 999-999-9999

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Does this apartment include gas and electricity? No? Michael Cape does not approve, unless cats are allowed. #catgirl #apthunt

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Michael Cape is a better dad than Bill O'Rielly. At least he buys Amish donut holes for all the kids https://t.co/dgQWIlIY3u

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Michale Cape loves his new followers @SploreFunny @alanrponce @LoveHollySmith - welcome to my caped cranium

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When you see Amish people downtown they are either filming a movie, lost, or just finished a bake sale. Michael Cape loves Amish donut holes

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Idiocracy was a movie based on a true story that's happening right now
#Trump2016

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Michael Cape likes his privacy

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Michael Cape approves this cape.