Michael Shapiro

Librarian and 49er

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Fun fact: It's NOT possible for the earth to be flat because if it was, capitalism would have exploited it by now. The “ends of the earth” would be tourist destinations with theme parks and hotels and a damn swing set that would let you swing over the edge.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Trump's State Fair is so abandoned the Scooby Doo gang showed up.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Clay Bennett @BennettCartoons]

7/3/2026- Tree of Liberty #July4th2026 #July_4th #America250 #Trump #ARepublicIfYouCanKeepIt https://t.co/NbIp31MJ0r

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

WOW….Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce donated $26M to more than 20 charities ahead of their wedding. https://t.co/uhsJ3XaP4s

Recipients include:

• City Harvest (New York City)
• Food Bank for NYC
• New York Cares
• Los Angeles Regional Food Bank
• Harvesters – The Community Food Network (Kansas City, MO)
• The Store (Nashville, TN)
• Helping Harvest (Reading, PA)
• Rhode Island Community Food Bank
• Feeding America
• ASPCA
• Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library
• Grammy in the Schools
• Education Through Music (New York, NY)
• Answer the Call (New York, NY)
• Musical Mentors (New York, NY)
• After-School All-Stars (New York, NY)
• After-School All-Stars (Cleveland, OH)
• MSK Kids, the pediatric cancer program at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center (Children & Teen and Adolescents & Young Adult programs)
• Hassenfeld Children’s Hospital at NYU Langone
• Children’s Mercy Hospital (Kansas City, MO)

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell voting remotely

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

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[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Clarence Thomas argued the 14th Amendment was written narrowly for former enslaved people and doesn't apply broadly today. Using that same logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets and doesn't apply to AR-15's, but somehow, he's never made that argument.

[Mr. Rager @SeattleRager]

“I don’t want to use the MLB Ballpark app. I want a physical ticket stub.”

[Michael Shapiro @RealMLShapiro]

@leftcoastbsbl LBCC should inquire with LBSU as can possibly work out something with Blair Field or even the practice field on campus.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

MAGA when you uphold the rest of the Constitution:

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Obama attracting 1.8 million people to his inauguration or Trump attracting 80 people to his 250th anniversary celebration, both presidents attracted unusual numbers of people to their signature events.

[Covie @covie_93]

Somebody should tell clarence thomas that if the 14th amendment was only meant for slaves then the 2nd Amendment was only meant for a musket.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

At Trump’s State Fair, a riot among the entire crowd almost broke out but thankfully those two guys worked out their differences.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

So few people have attended Trump's disastrous state fair it's been re-named The CBS Evening News

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

We made it to 250 because we kept people's ideas about God out of the government and the Constitution

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The New York Post when child sex trafficking vs. swimming with clothes on