The Guy

[The Guy @realmortar]

Goodbye ✌

Tue, May 23 2023

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Steam Support let this customer pick any standard game off Steam for free after there was a mix up with the shipping of his Steam Controller

[The Noticer @NoticerNews]

Consequences of the first video going repeatedly viral:

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

I still can’t fucking believe that a foreigner can secretly spy on more than 150 Australian women and still not be deported

Like he’s not even a citizen, he’s an international student

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

😂 ima bank somewhere else just to be safe

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I've just watched a video from some unwashed left wing influencer claiming that Restore Britain wants to remove a million people over a period of five years.

I want to make our response really clear, because this is just blatant misinformation.

We'll deport far more than that.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> Smiling Friends is show of the year
> Gets renewed for two more seasons
> Season ends with a joke about jews
> Show gets completely cancelled

Never beating the stereotypes

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Valve just won their lawsuit against Leigh Rothschild and his companies.

The jury found they violated Washington's Patent Troll Prevention Act with bad-faith infringement claims and breached a prior licensing agreement.

Valve awarded about $152,000 in damages.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

I would never trust women ever again! 😭

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Restore Britain will put the safety and wellbeing of British women ahead of third world sex pests who have broken into our country and now freely roam our streets.

We do not give a shit about their human rights.

They will all be deported, immediately.

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

The heart of every British village should be a pub, a shop, and a church.

[Severus @SeverusChud]

"My countryside, my farm, forever.."

[Santa Monica Studio – God of War Laufey @SonySantaMonica]

🤝

[auspill @aus_pill]

Crazy timing

> be Australian girl
> decide to go to surfing
> weather is amazing
> beach is completely empty
> perfect_day.jpeg
> finish your surf
> come ashore
> lie face down to tan
> lose track of time
> eventually look up to check phone
> some notifications
> wait what
> what is that
> spot a figure in the corner of your eye
> turn to see some Indian guy standing over you
> he’s in denim pants, dress shirt, shoes
> just staring at you
> no towel, no surfboard, nothing
> hope he’ll eventually leave, just go back on your phone
> he doesn’t move
> he keeps staring
> you start recording him
> hope a camera will make him back off
> he starts to sit next to you
> ask out loud why, of all the empty beach, he has to sit next to you
> get home and post the short video
> no slurs, no racial commentary
> video gets traction
> turns out a passerby woman saw the interaction and was disturbed
> they took a photo for your safety
> posted in community group
> they’re glad you’re safe
> start to think you did a good thing by sharing your video
> then the hate starts
> you’re accused of racism
> xenophobia
> paranoia
> bigotry
> “you’re overreacting”
> “this is why Australia is unwelcoming”
> replies keep coming
> it becomes too much
> delete your video
> want the whole thing to disappear
> start questioning if you overreacted
> two weeks later, February 2026
> you read a headline
> an Indian man was just found guilty of murdering a random Australian girl on another secluded Queensland beach
> it could’ve been you

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Got cancelled by the BBC, immediately started a bigger show on Amazon
>Bought a farm and actually works it himself
>Exposed the insane government bureaucracy destroying British farmers
>Made farming "cool" for an entire generation of young men
>Hates manual labor, does it anyway

Jeremy Clarkson is such a W

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

>Discord assigns new CEO
>New CEO is Israeli
>They start asking for biometric data

[auspill @aus_pill]

Nightmare fuel

> your family is stranded at sea
> drifting away from land
> its getting dark and cold
> send it and swim 4km to shore
> collapse on beach
> basically hallucianting from exhaustion
> there's people
> thank_goodness.jpeg
> ask them for help
> they're all foreigners
> they can't understand you
> have to run 2km to a phone

[Knight's Path @Knights_Path]

We are truly speechless.

200,000 wishlists is beyond anything we imagined.

Thank you for your support, your trust, and for believing in this journey with us!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Embrace the penguin.