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[P🅰️PER🅱️OI @RealMrJA]

This is unironically the funniest thing I have ever said

[P🅰️PER🅱️OI @RealMrJA]

@lizzyelisee “And on the Seventh Day, before God rested, he made himself a bowl of chicken Alfredo.”

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland lost a contest for best Spider-Man impersonator with Zendaya as one of the judges.

(Source: IbaiLlanos/YouTube)

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A special screening of Jaws makes viewers sit in the water to watch it

It's taking place at the original beach where the movie was made and costs $250 to attend

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Illumination's new original rom-com ‘NOT ALONE’.

• Starring Timothée Chalamet and Selena Gomez

• Follows a mechanic & astronaut who hide 3 aliens that come to Earth for safety

• In theaters April 2027

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

one day, your pet will be gone, and you’ll realize the luckiest part of your life was being loved by a tiny creature who thought you were home.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Nudes are outdated.
Send me a video of you
reading out loud so
I know you’re not dumb.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

An influencer built a working slot machine that gives treats to her cat

It has spinning reels, a pull lever, and a “pity system” to stop the cat getting too frustrated

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

SOMEONE VIBE CODED POKEMON GO BUT FOR CATS YOU MEET IN REAL LIFE

see a cat, open the camera, snap it, and it gets added to your collection as a little creature with a name, rarity, level, and its own stats page

> checks the photo actually has a real cat in it, so you cant just screenshot one or use an image
> every cat you catch gets a rarity and its own collectible card
> a world map shows cats other players have found near you
> has retro cartoon art, cream colors and thick outlines, built to feel like a game

he wanted "snapping" a cat to feel playful and fast, not like just saving a photo

so most of the work went into the detection and making the catch feel like a real game

i need a dog one asap

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. "He looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine"
I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO

[Bryce @Uplike_Bryce]

No joke this might be the worst play I’ve ever seen

[Jade H. Joey @picross_e2]

ive been having to stop myself from quoting this video at work

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the annual ranking of US presidents by a committee of 50 top presidential historians was released today, and the committee almost unanimously ranked Trump’s second term as the worst in US history.

[ginger spice @chloefor3]

true

[Ivy 🩵 @Ivorygh0st]

New tummy tattoo idea

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

This pitch is fuckin banned

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[ESPN @espn]

The 73-win Warriors entered the Finals as the winningest team in NBA history, while Cleveland carried a 52-year championship drought.

On this day in 2016, Cleveland completed the first 3-1 comeback in NBA Finals history, winning three straight to capture its first championship 🏆

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Men yearn for praise