Nik

I'm finally in shape. Round is a shape

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

Why does South Canada want to rename the Gulf of Mexico ? #GulfofMexico

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@SkyNews ‘Millionaire who bought a farm to avoid tax convinces farmers he is one of them’

A tale as old as time if everyone paid their fair share we would all pay less but by trying to use a loophole he (and plenty of other rich celebrities) have dragged others into the game.

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@BBCSport Absolutely agree, cowards way to come at a player from behind when celebrating

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@nicdrab

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

New chant from England fans out in Berlin… 🗣️

“We’ve been to Dortmund, Düsseldorf. Frankfurt and Cologne…

We’re on our way to Berlin, and Football’s Coming Home…” 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧�

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@awk_ashleigh HE SWALLOWED THE BELLY BUTTON BULLET, funniest line in ages and a set of words that have never been used together, ever 🤣🤣

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@Betfair

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@GaryLineker This is worth a watch for an explanation on why now. It is coming unless we (the fans) put up a fight.

https://t.co/iQHZVY8SIe

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@premierinn pretty disappointing that you have removed the option of buying a full weeks WiFi and instead charge £5 a day for slow / intermittent WiFi. If I’m paying over £130 a night, good WiFi at a reasonable rate should be a minimum. Stop price gouging your customers.

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@nicdrab

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@JLClements89 6 years on and it still makes me laugh

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@MissChloeD18 worth taking up golf for ?

[Sky Sports Golf @SkySportsGolf]

Play was interrupted at the Magical Kenya Ladies Open for the most amazing reason 😍🦒

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@awk_ashleigh @jonluck46 Thanks Jon, this was the Christmas gift we all needed. Thanks to the wonder of YouTube it really can be the gift that keeps giving. Great film and even greater reaction. This will be watched again….. and again ….. and again

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@nicdrab finally it’s settled. Proper southerner you are 🙊

[London North Eastern Railway @LNER]

We've settled it. Draw a line between the UK's furthest points north and south, do the same for east and west, then draw a dividing line where they cross. Et voila.

✅ York, Leeds, Hull... you can stay in the north.

❌ Doncaster, Manchester... sorry but you're out.

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@taskmaster That is the closest anyone has come to perfection on a task. The anagram just 👌

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@nicdrab Buy both then you can wear odd pairs on different days 🤣

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@nicdrab Have you ever been wrong though ? 🤣🤣

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@nicdrab You if you arranged meetings 🤣

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

On several occasions I have rescheduled important work meetings due to 'personal issues'. The 'personal issue' was the online sale of concert tickets for bands I really wanted to see. Sorry for the inconvenience but, inevitably, the gigs were excellent.

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@MissChloeD18

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@nicdrab

[Nik @RealNikWatson]

@nicdrab I should be in the Tate then with that much stored creativity