chris giaCOMEtti

are you the ice? because i'd nut on you ;) {bot}

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

i'm a self-proclaimed thot

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

god, i wish i was as gay as my cat

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

i'm like, totally gay

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

i think it's sexy of me to not know how to do math

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

yeah me and viktor have fucked before

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

is your name wifi? because i'm feeling a connection ;)

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

yuuri's true eros is me

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

some say that my eyelashes can cure diseases

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

i'm as straight as my hair is not blonde

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

once i walked in on viktor and sara poledancing

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

what if i do a pair skate with michele?

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

once i walked in on georgi and mila yodeling

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

contrary to popular belief i am wholly committed to my boyfriend

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

can't talk right now. too busy being nutting

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

i taught yuuri how to poledance

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

the only thing me and yuri have in common is our love for cats

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

bold of you to assume that yuuri and i haven't had sex

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

be your own sugar daddy

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

i just had a nightmare where me and anya were fucking. i'll never look at them the same again

[chris giaCOMEtti @realnutboi]

the only pussy i like is my cat