Evan Pappas

Red-blooded American.

[Evan Pappas @realoldmanpappy]

@sjammal1 Performance polos are all the rage for summer 2014. #nosweat #casualclass

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Flight delayed? Why yes I will listen to an entire album of Eiffel 65. #dabadeedabadyemofos

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I am now watching the throne. Don't let me get in my zone. #lordkanye

[Evan Pappas @realoldmanpappy]

really grateful that dinosaurs don't still roam the earth. #blessed

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Fresh cuts at 7 Locks. #billknowsbest

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I fought off a lot of evil to make it from Rockville town center to home tonight. #humusstrong #roastedpinenut

[Evan Pappas @realoldmanpappy]

Tanning your back at the beach is like doing legs at the gym.

[Evan Pappas @realoldmanpappy]

I'm on Twitter. Well this certainly is exciting.