Steve “The Stevemeister” Meister

Frat burner turned sales burner. Mega-employed three phases of football guy. I sell shit. Man of the orient. Buckeyes and Bay Area sports 💥💥

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Sack tanning at the shoe! @zachlanebryan

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@thedealdirector Why the fuck would you work a BDR role with no commission hahaha

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@itsjust_clutch @DubDotDUBBY Just go outside and live life bro 🤣

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@RooktoRep And then the right person at the right account hangs up on you 🫠

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@FidelCacheFlow Where do I book this

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@guluksen 🤣

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@stevieJcuh Yeah that was weird

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@BowTiedCocoon Is enumerating the top 2-3 problems we solve not a version of a pitch?

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@BuildWithKam @BowTiedCocoon For cold calls? How do you balance that b/w wanting to get to the pitch before they hang up

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@JTVolkens @TalkinBaseball_ Only when he pulls the ball out of his hat with his hand

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Thinking about buying my own name as a domain and making my email “him@(myname).net”

Would go so hard

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@jritt_23 …or it was a full count with 2 outs

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Watching UFL is hilarious because Joel Klatt is audibly DISGUSTED at how bad this football is being played

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@13B_SWAPPED Learned how to play Catan and ate pizza. Was fire

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Chat this is a date right (ex ex wife)

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@thedbeaudoin “LinkedIn Sales Nav” but if you try to actually use it to sell in any way (book a meeting, pull leads lists) they will destroy you with a supersonic rod from orbit

[Steve “The Stevemeister” Meister @RealPatBev]

@SFGate Malacito at the palacito

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Golfing tomorrow

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@orion8137244788 @swampist Freedom to do what?

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Golfing tomorrow

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My daps have gotten noticeably worse since I graduated