Joe Fleming

Entrepreneur, photographer, Olympic fencer, personal advisor to Prince Albert of Monaco, compulsive liar...

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@timminchin Uxoriousness is my new favourite word! Don't tell the wife though...

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

One of my least favourite things in the NHS is people cc'ing in increasingly senior people when they don't get the response they want.

You can tag in [email protected] my friend but it's still going to be a no.

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@Witter_Towbars I have contacted you twice now about a fault with a cycle carrier I bought 18 months ago but no response #poorcustomerservice

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@jsaywardjones @RobbieSavage8 would say virtually nothing... 😉

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

My nan getting her flu jab.

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Coffin count by country, WW2.
(via @arsivtarih)

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@FlemingT39 @marksandspencer How old? 🐷🐷 😉

[Claire Cahill @ClarCahill]

There is so much going on in this video … I don’t know who to focus on 😂😂😂 hilarious

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

Hot take... @trussliz does not know what she's doing. I await the backlash, but I think I might be proved correct in time... 🤔

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@FlemingT39 @APartridgeQOTD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@FlemingT39 @APartridgeQOTD Probably shared 'digs' with him...

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@FlemingT39 @APartridgeQOTD I presume it's like his Dad. The jacket/jumper combo is... 👌

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@FlemingT39 @APartridgeQOTD Or maybe he met our Dad... 🤣🤣

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@EventimApollo Hi. Do you have stage times for the Queen Machine Symphonic show tomorrow evening? Many thanks... 👑

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@sianharries_ Genuinely read that as a 'normal' 'braggy' Tweet. Well played...

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@prodnose Exactly what I thought. Shows how 'legit' the MLS is...

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

Philip Larkin was born 100 years ago today. Famous for his poetry about ordinary people going about normal lives and for waggling his glasses and going ‘WAHEY

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

@Baddiel Very similar vibes to this hotel in Amsterdam. Floor-to-ceiling white drapes on every corridor?

[Joe Fleming @realpatchmurray]

Didn't know Michael Buble was representing #EST? 😉 #Eurovision

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

Is Harry Kane world class?

Or is he just a top, top, top, top, top, top, top player? 🤔