Iamrealfroggychair

I'm a smart feller not a fart smeller

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

God:
- Sends plagues and shit
- Homophobe
- Will send you to hell for masturbating

The Froggy Chair
- Is a chair, thus will support and comfort you
- Also a frog, can tell you about the environment
- Will kiss you goodnight

Need I say more?

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

My duty in life as a cis white man is to share my opinion on everything, whether people want to hear it or not

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

@MegLuesley Yo but did you enjoy the dope space bagpipes?

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

It's gotta suck to be Jesus, both that mfs birthdays get completely overshadowed by the other holidays at the same time

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

The sheer amount of willpower it took to do the morning announcements for three years in high school while refraining from announcing penis inspection day

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

The Elden ring turtle pope is the only religious figure I will ever follow

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

It is always poisonous before the swamp
- Micheal "Elder Rings" Zaki

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

Clara's great idea: Stone/Rock druid subclass. All about rocks because Rocks Rock Baby!

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

@MegLuesley You make a good point

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

Imagine being a submissive Bri'ish man like "mummy can you crush my bollocks"

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

Not sure if I keep seeing Timothée Chalamet everywhere or if Kelowna is just full of hot little twinks

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

squit game shit

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

Bruh I tweeted this and immediately dropped half my edamame 😭

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

Edamommy

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

What kind of a fucking scam was it that everything in the wizarding world was magic and Hogwarts still made 11 year olds pay for textbooks

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Im really in to cussing these days like for instance fuck

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

@AmDisagree Sheeeee free gem link

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

@MegLuesley But how else can I show off my three chest hairs and little chicken arms to my roommates?

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

In an alternate universe where Gorillaz are evil: Feel Bad Inc.

[Iamrealfroggychair @realpeepeepoop2]

Bruh ds3 PvP is literally so fucking shit I would rather go do my homework