Polly Comedy

It's me! the real Polly Comedy, the twin sister of one of the many twin clones of Mr. Paulie Comedy himself!

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The Irish famine happened due to a mass fanum tax

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@Livvieee444 @kiittymaxxing Thank you for the #letterofrecomendation, #verycool

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Telling my father the earth shattering news that Jeremy Renner has unfollowed me on twitter pt.2

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@HapistRitler W balls #yoquierotacobell

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@Livvieee444 W evil #markiplier

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I think Sigmund Freud was right, growing up I'd punch my mom in the head too

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Breaking into my granny house to steal grandpas gold for love

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Praying to moloch on the porcelain throne

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Home field advantage is a myth, my wife is paying the mortgage and I was still able to overpower and kill her

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Uncles have the right to bear pussy

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Clap along if you feel like an uncle without a pussy

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Telling my friends about maroon 5 to soft launch taking my own life

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Naming my song maximum occupancy

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Telling my father the earth shattering news that Jeremy Renner has unfollowed me on twitter

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@Livvieee444 W chilling #JohnCena

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Naming my son Major Major Major

[Horse slug @horseslug]

naming my son golden delicious

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Thug life more like slug life I think

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Illegaly laughing at children of the korn

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Serving amelia airhearts corpse at Arby's