Spaghetti Carbonara

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Kim Jong Un wants to meet with President Trump. I smell a buddy movie!

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

We're banning all Syrian refugees? The men, women and children who *most* need help? What an immoral nation we are becoming. Jesus weeps.

[Spaghetti Carbonara @realpolyester]

Omg my eyes

[Spaghetti Carbonara @realpolyester]

Holy shit i just found some porn stars' twitter and they actually post their shits

[Spaghetti Carbonara @realpolyester]

How to create a twitter account: 1) make an account 2) follow all the cast of glee 3) frantically tweets them in the hope of a reply

[Spaghetti Carbonara @realpolyester]

@DarrenCriss holy shit you actually read our tweets don't you

[Sophie McNeill @Sophiemcneill]

In the wake of Trump's #MuslimBan I'm thinking of some of the refugee children from #Syria & #Iraq I have met over the past year

[Spaghetti Carbonara @realpolyester]

I made this account at 6am out of boredom and inability to fall back to sleep

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

Even his tie is trying to get as far away from him as possible.

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

Still a better cabinet than @realDonaldTrump's.

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?