Sloane

Can someone just buy my wardrobe already? poshmark: sloanetaylor

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

In case any of you psychos missed the "sorry your friend is a whore" flowers 😂💐

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

Hulu got it all wrong. Season 5 of #HandmaidsTale was set to return on Sept 14, not June 24. If you’re not devastated, you’re not paying attention.

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

When a champagne bottle pops and someone goes WOO!… I know I’ve found my people

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

My alarm went off on my phone and I spent a solid minute yelling at Alexa to make it stop #TGIF

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

Waking up post best friends’ wedding to the realization you washed your face BEFORE BED!

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

It’s only 4pm, but it’s also already like….4pm

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TOOK THE NEST, LEFT HIS MOTHER! Still cracks me up

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

I broke up with my boyfriend and he took the google nest, but left his mother

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

Finally logged into twitter like a YEAR later. Hi!

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

@ZARA_Care please dm be back! I have been trying to get a hold of ANYONE for a week concerning my missing order

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

@UperEastSkinny Why did we break up? Why did he leave his mom? Why did he take the nest? Or all of the above?

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

I broke up with my boyfriend and he took the google nest, but left his mother

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

@tipsyviolet Love this for us

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

Slightly intoxicated & extra spicy

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8:35 and I'm in bed sounds like a success story

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

@beachippie 😂 literally no way

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

@QueenOceanChild Omg I know! Rinna confronting her this season 🙌🏻

[Sloane @realqueensloane]

Developing major anger issues binging RHOBH from the beginning (looking @ you Camille)

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Just watched this. I’m SCREAMING.

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Would love to know what autocorrect thinks I’m trying to say daily

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About to wash my hair for fun

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Intermittent fasting. Who’s doing it? What’s your window? Tell me EVERYTHING.