rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜

jin hold on sweetie i'll be there soon

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

happy annual day of the year when I remember that my mom once wanted to be a wino for Halloween when she was little but my grandma wouldn't let her

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

you call it procrastination, i call it bingewriting because it's so much more fun to just write it all in one sitting

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

"I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday" yeah girl that's not a flex, go to therapy maybe

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

just a girl and her moral support check engine light

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

*me rereading one of my own tweets* haha. mood.

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

chainsmoking but it's beverages

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

@akb1194 yuh for like 24 hours, welcome to 2037

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

been religiously wearing my hair in a deep side part for approximately 13 years only to switch it back to a middle part one day on a whim, life is crazy

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

bitches will post a picture of their bestie and caption it "partners in crime" when the wildest thing they've ever done is go to walmart past 10 at night

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

you either have a baja blast or get baja blasted

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

what if we kissed at the nature's own bakery outlet

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

don't come for me but TTPD is giving "I took one (1) poetry course in college and decided to make it my whole personality" energy and I say this as an English major who put up with these types of people on a daily basis

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

in case anyone was wondering, dollar tree does, in fact, sell pregnancy tests

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

just joined bumble and I gotta say, all of the 30-something guys in my area look incredibly 30-something

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

every morning my cat gets up, has his breakfast, and then spends the rest of the morning following a sunbeam across the room and I just think it's nice that he has a purpose in life

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

i am just saying, that there are people that should not be entrusted with teeth to take care of. myself, for one.

[Aein ⁷ ꪜ(slow) @bogoshipda_BTS]

So i was gatekeeping this from y'all

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

okay just finished sweating out a fever what's good

[rayban⁷ IS SEEING BTS 8/11 💜 @realrandomrobyn]

imagine being so bad at brushing your teeth your dentist makes you come back every 3 months for cleanings instead of 6 like a normal person haha couldn't be me haha